Wounded Private Kurland learns a painful lesson from the enemy soldier he's critically wounded, while the thankless job of charity collection officer passes from one staf ...

Bored at the terrible film selection, Hawkeye and BJ try to get a copy of the notorious film, The Moon is Blue. Wounded General Rothaker declares prohibition in camp. ...

It's time for another annual M*A*S*H prankathon. B.J. starts by nailing Hawkeye's shoes to the floor so when trying to put them on, Pierce takes a header. He felt that to ...

A peddler wheels his cart into camp. Klinger buys from him a goat to get rich selling milk. B.J. shows interest in a blue vase, but Charles outbids him greatly. Meanwhile ...

After becoming fed up with his bunkmates' living habits, Hawkeye moves out of The Swamp and into a quaint shack behind Rosie's. Meanwhile, Charles and B.J. continue to an ...

When Hawkeye's snappy new Polaroid camera is stolen, Klinger searches the black market and finds it. Unfortunately en route back to camp, Klinger is stopped by MPs who as ...

Stop the presses! Charles has just received a load of newspapers from back home and the camp, being without a newspaper for weeks, are determined to share Charles'. He is ...

After being cited for reckless Jeep driving, Colonel Potter voluntarily takes driving lessons from Rizzo and B.J. decides he will make all the money he can to pay the sec ...

The Army is starting a new MASH unit, and the surgeons and staff of the 4077th fear they will be split up and reassigned. So they act completely unprofessional, uncouth, ...

Father Mulcahy counsels a guilt-ridden GI who swapped tags with a dead colleague. B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet, while Hawkeye and Ma ...

Klinger accidentally breaks Potter's eyeglasses, requiring a visit from traveling optometrist Dr. Bud Herzog. The 4077th receives fresh vegetables from a grateful Korean. ...

Father Mulcahy is not acting like himself at all. An upcoming visit by his superior, Cardinal Reardon, has the good padre behaving like a petty, competitive child. On the ...

Colonel Potter's blood pressure is too high after an annual check up, so Hawkeye tells Klinger, to treat the colonel with kid gloves to keep Potter from blowing up, but a ...

Margaret's good friend Captain Helen Whitfield visits the 4077th and it seems like old times again, but what the Major doesn't know is that Whitfield is still a raging cl ...

Hawkeye's challenge to go through a day without telling a joke is complicated by Winchester's amusingly desperate attempt to curry the favor of a hated visiting officer. ...

The 4077th deals with a sudden heat wave in their own personal ways: Klinger disassembles the P.A. system, Charles goes through all of his tax returns and bonds, B.J. str ...

When an pushy retention officer comes to the camp to persuade staff to extend their terms of service, Klinger, distraught at his domestic situation, is persuaded to do so ...

As the year 1950 comes to a close, the 4077th staff and surgeons hope 1951 is a damn sight better and hopefully they'll be going home. The year 1951 is not uneventful: Kl ...

It's Christmas time again. The surgeons and staff are throwing a Christmas party in the mess tent, and the children from the local orphanage are coming to join in the fun ...

The officers, enlisted and crew bellyache once too often about the conditions at the 4077. Potter condemns Hawkeye and BJ to act as 'Morale Officers' after a childish tre ...

It is either one quarter or 20 past catatonic as the officers file into the 4077 O Club. Hawkeye's bar tab is so high, it inspires a whole week of cold turkey sobriety. A ...

There is still a lull in the conflict... until Col. Potter announces good news. Corporal Howser, former 4077 patient, is recovering nicely at Walter Reed after the intric ...

It is dry and smelly and the food is all being served creamed...even the wienies. The North Koreans are blockading water trucks. Chuckles is suspiciously clean. Father Mu ...

Klinger is performing his new duties with all the efficiency of a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest, or so says Colonel Potter. Margaret calls Klinger Company Cluc ...

A congressional aide named Theodore Williamson, who works for a congressman named Lurie, arrives at the 4077 on what he claims is a fact finding mission. While there, he ...

BJ is appalled when his patient has entry wounds entering his body from 3 different directions. Col. Potter reminds him of Lt. Col. Lacy, 163rd Combat Infantry, the CO wi ...

Christmas is coming; this time, Father Mulcahy is the one writing home to his sister the Sister. Francis feels like he is not doing enough. As he collects money to buy to ...

Abercrombie and Fitch help BJ and Hawkeye cause unrest between the officers in the boiling summer at the 4077; the Swamp Rats receive a box which Chuckles calls canvas Xa ...

After Hawkeye makes an insulting remark about Margaret, Frank snaps him with a towel and Hawkeye responds with a nicely placed right cross to Frank's eye. Hawkeye is then ...

Radar loves animals; besides his zoo, he feeds a stray dog. Unfortunately, the dog bites Radar; unless they find it, Radar will have to take rabies shots. Frank does not ...

Hawkeye leads a Mess mutiny against a river of liver and an ocean of fish; Henry gives him a semi-private chewing out for the mess in Mess. As Hawkeye idly plays with the ...

Hotlips always gives visiting generals her special kind of welcome and Lt. General Robert Iron Guts Kelly (James Gregory) is no exception. On the day of his visit, Igor h ...